Class #33: Friends - Gladys, Phoebe's Painting

Vocabulary

PAINTING

BARCALOUNGER / RECLINER

DOORKNOB

Phoebe: Well, Gladys say hello to your new home!

Monica: Oh, my!

Rachel: Wow! Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? 
Monica: I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!

Phoebe: Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster.

Monica: I like that poster!

Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?

Rachel: Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!

Monica: Are you still here?

Rachel: O-oh my God!

Joey: What?

Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?

Joey: I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.

Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!

Joey: But it's an original Buffay...

Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.

Joey: Hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?

Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep. She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob...

Joey: GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!

Monica: Hey! I sold that to Joey.

Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. 

Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back!
Rachel: Yes I can!

Monica: No you can't. She's yours!

Rachel: She's yours!

Monica: SHE'S YOURS!

Rachel: She's yours!

Phoebe: Hey! 

Rachel: She's mine!

Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!

Rachel: She's mine!

Monica: She's mine!

Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis.

Rachel: I want Gladys!

Monica: She's mine!

Rachel: She's mine!

Monica: She's mine!

Rachel: She's mine!

Joey: Gladys?

Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.

Joey: You're mean!

Rachel: Oh, don't be such a baby!